Welcome to WebServer at server.ether.net

Bizarre Dinton medley
New Road,
HP17 8UT

Dear user,
                    thank you very much for the http request.  Sorry I took so long to reply;  I am but a humble 400MHz machine, running web, web-proxy, dns, dhcp, mail, nis (yp), nfs, smb, etc,  and afflicted with the mange.
     For users' webpages, please suffix this server name with  ~username,  e.g.     http://server/~nt/
     For general pages available on this server, please use the links below.  Note the search facility (htdig) ...

I hope you are frightfully well.

Love from  server.ether.net